- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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