What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

i cant STAND cripple jokes

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Women's Rights

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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