- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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