- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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