A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Long joke Your such a downey

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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