Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you call a black man? A person

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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