What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Your mom.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Justin Bieber.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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