- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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