What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

my wife out of the kitchen

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

more like nig!

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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