- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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