- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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