Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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KOOKABURRA

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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