- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Yo mama so fat.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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