- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Church.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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