- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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