What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Women's rights

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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4 hours later.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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pee

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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