- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Your mother is so fat.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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