Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Hello.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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