- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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