Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Peas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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a seal walks into a club.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Anti Joke

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