- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Women's rights.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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