- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Choir.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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