Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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one of the idiot

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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so...um, yeah

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Anti Joke

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