angelosnyder is not gay

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Connor is homo

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Choir.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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