Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Penis chickens

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

PENIS

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Justin Beiber

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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