- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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