What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

My dad

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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