- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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