- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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