What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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