- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Women's professional sports

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

nice tits.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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