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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

a black guy hates chicken.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

fish fishy caoimhin

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

smell the vitamin C

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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