what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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so...um, yeah

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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