Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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