- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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