What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Basically

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Title IX

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

so today i took a poop. hehe

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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