Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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How come grilled cheese?

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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