- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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