- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Two women were sitting quietly.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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