- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A storm be brewin!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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