Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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