- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Justin beiber's penis

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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