Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

hard cheese

The Morman Religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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