MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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kushagra tyagi

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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