VAGINA.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Stop procrastinating.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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