- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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