- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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