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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What's green and blue? yellow

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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