- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Woman rights.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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