- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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