How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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