- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Carrot fingers

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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