A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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