A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Anti Joke

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