- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Stop procrastinating.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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