- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What can hitler cook well Steak

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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