How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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