- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Your mom is so old she died

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Will nearis is here! Get it

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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