- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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