- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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