- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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