- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Women's Rights

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Antijokes...

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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