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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Womens basketball

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

a black guy hates chicken.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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