- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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