Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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